How can the Dalai Lama giggle when asked about China?
Outside Problems
I can’t commit. I hoard.
I squander my thoughts.
Problem Totem Pole
HEAD LICE–it’s not funny.
Gather together with friends and swap problems
What is the benefit of naming problems?
Plant one problem in a garden.
The Dalai Lama laughed about death. He’s coming back as a turtle.
Eavesdropping. You wouldn’t believe what I hear.
Lipstick. Every time–every time–I find a color I like they quit making it.
You really want to do this?
Make one thing. Make 83 of them.
If you do not think about your problems, where do they go?
Can they see us?
Inertia, indecision, icky stuff on toilet seat.
When recycling is ineffective, landfill your problems
Take a vacation. Pack only three problems.
When I am old I shall wear purple. That just pisses me off. (spleen)
Can’t we all just get along?
Would a person be lonesome without her problems? Bored?
Drink too much? Gambling problem? I wish my mama would’ve loved me, wails R.L.Burnside.
